Posted Aug 21st 2008 3:07PM by TMZ Staff
The other hot blonde fighting over the NFL's luckiest bastard, Tony Romo, just turned up the heat -- calling Carrie Underwood a boldfaced liar on live radio.

Jessica Simpson just went on "Woody and Jim" on 107.5 in Nashville, telling the morning crew she and Tony laughed at Carrie's published claim that Romo is still calling the Idol champ -- and adding that everything Carrie insinuated is completely untrue.
And if that wasn't clear enough, Simpson spelled it right out for Underwood, "If Tony wanted to call her ... or wanted to be with her, he would."
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Jessica Simpson
Posted Aug 21st 2008 2:35PM by TMZ Staff
After having to sit through Terrence Howard's first ever live musical performance last night, our spy in the crowd gave us the impression that his show was more torturous than Abu Ghraib -- but shockingly, not everyone in the TMZ newsroom agreed with the negative review.

In his shoot report from Maryland concert, the cameraman writes: "Some people should never quit their day job ... Terrence Howard could not hit the proper notes as he butchered every song. A noted fact, the liquor sales went up that night in the club as concertgoers needed some type of distraction."
Give it a listen -- is it really that bad?
Filed under: Music, Wacky & Weird
Posted Aug 21st 2008 1:05PM by TMZ Staff
After seven years of marriage, it's apparent Pierce Brosnan's wife can definitely tell when her husband is in the mood....

Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Posted Aug 21st 2008 12:40PM by TMZ Staff
Get a load of Sienna Miller's London home shortly after vandals spray painted the word "Slut" across it.

No word if Balthazar Getty's wife has been to London recently.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Posted Aug 21st 2008 11:45AM by TMZ Staff
Our cameraguy had all the right questions for Ellen Travolta from "Charles in Charge" yesterday in NYC. One problem: He was talking to that other '80s mom from "Who's the Boss?," Judith Light. Oops.

Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Posted Aug 21st 2008 11:43AM by TMZ Staff
Pharrell Williams turned into his alter ego last night, and used a Spongebob Squarepants face to block the paps in England.

What a N.E.R.D.
Filed under: Music, Wacky & Weird
Posted Aug 21st 2008 8:57AM by TMZ Staff
apl.de.ap from the Black Eyes Peas needs to take a cue from his songs and learn when to "Shut Up" -- especially when he's throwing the G-bomb around.

When asked about Ricky Martin's in vitro twins and the Claby, the Pea's eloquent response was "that's gay" -- but literally seconds after he dropped the statement, the furious backtracking began! His assistant wanted us to "edit that part out." We didn't.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Posted Aug 20th 2008 3:19PM by TMZ Staff
Nicollette Sheridan was unrecognizably nice outside Mr. Chow last night -- smiling, posing with fans, and even giving someone a lift home! It's a pretty sharp contrast from the last time she was out...a total bitch.

The wasabi must have been hallucinogenic.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Posted Aug 20th 2008 11:53AM by TMZ Staff
Isaiah Washington was rocking a pimp suit and a badass swagger outside the Viper Room -- but any street cred he had was automatically vaporized with one look at the game-killing tupperware in his left hand.

Dude, just because Diddy did it, doesn't mean it's O.K.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Posted Aug 20th 2008 11:05AM by TMZ Staff
Country star Pat Green wanted a beer on stage the other night -- he got one, all right.
Green was singin' after a NASCAR race Saturday when he asked all his rowdy friends, "Anyone got a beer?" Well, someone delivered a full unopened can -- right between his eyes. Michigan state troopers say he was knocked out cold, but his rep says that just a bunch of suds.
No one gets knocked out by a beer can these days without somebody catching it on video. So far, we haven't seen any ... but we'd like to!
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Posted Aug 20th 2008 11:02AM by TMZ Staff
Five out of five dentists say Michael Phelps is all wet -- when it comes to his choice of breakfast cereal.
Health experts are going nuts because Mikey likes Frosted Flakes, and is going to be on the FF box rather than a Wheaties box, like pretty much every other big-shot athlete. They're all up in arms because Flakes has three times as much sugar as Wheaties and only a fraction of the fiber. Not so grrrrrreat after all?!
We've put in a call to the Wheaties peeps, but haven't heard back yet.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Talk Sports
Posted Aug 20th 2008 10:00AM by TMZ Staff
Our photog touted "EXCLUSIVE VIDEO" in his shoot report this morning, of the one and only Angie Dickinson, Sergeant Pepper herself, yesterday at LAX.

Nice try ... it was just some chick named Ann-Margret.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Posted Aug 20th 2008 9:26AM by TMZ Staff
91-year-old masturbation enthusiast Ernest Borgnine is refusing to back down from his whacked out on-air confession the other day -- that routinely flogging the bishop won't make you go blind (as our photog's father led him to believe), but is actually the key to vitality.

Guess father doesn't always know best.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Posted Aug 19th 2008 4:01PM by TMZ Staff
He weighs as much as Pavarotti's calf muscle (RIP), but the little kid who blew our minds (and our eardrums) with his freakish operatic ability is back -- and this time he's droppin' an entire verse!

Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Posted Aug 19th 2008 3:07PM by TMZ Staff
Gummi Bear's new make-out partner looked pleased with the nickname we came up with for her -- and it sure beats him comparing her to an "older sister." "Flowers in the Attic" anyone?

One thing they weren't happy about: Our photog breaking the news that Gum Gum lost a "Who'd You Rather" poll to bin Laden. At least he beat Mini-Me.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
