LiLo to Sam -- Apply Lipstick Here
With just a few of their closest paparazzi pals around, Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson said goodbye...or something.
Filed under: Hook-Ups, Paparazzi Photo, Lindsay Lohan
LiLo's Uncle -- 9/11 Cheat
As if the Lohan family needed more dramz.
Lindsay Lohan's uncle Paul Sullivan, Dina's brother, is going to the big house for a year for defrauding the government out of over $600K. Sullivan had claimed, falsely, his company had suffered losses because of the attacks of 9/11, and got a Small Business Administration loan as a result.
The judge didn't throw the book at Sullivan -- he could have gotten 27 months.
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Lindsay Lohan
Tila's Chick Never Gave a Lick About Lindsay
We got Courtenay Semel, Tila Tequila's GF, at Villa last night and asked her about the report that she had hooked up with Lindsay Lohan pre-Sam. Courtenay had a thing or two to say about it, and so did her pal Brittny Gastineau.
Yesterday, Lindsay adamantly denied she was ever Coutenay's gal.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Lindsay Lohan
I Did Not Have Sexual Relations With that Woman
Lindsay Lohan denied lesbian rumors!!!!!
Ok, truth in advertising. She wasn't talking about Sam Ronson. It's about the whole thing with Tila Tequila's new GF, Courtenay Semel.
And you want to get creeped out? Listen to the papper who told Ms. Lohan about a dream he had about her.
Filed under: Lindsay Lohan
That Samantha Ronson Clone is ... Her Lil' BRO?!
Samantha Ronson has gained fame through Lindsay Lohan -- and now her little bro is rebounding off her.
Sam's half-bro, Alexander Dexter-Jones, is getting newfound fame for being known as Samantha Ronson's deejaying brother. TMZ obtained pics of Alex spinning at The Plumm in NYC, and dude even went as far to sport a Sam-like fedora.
As for SamRo, he says they talk daily and when asked about the media's obsession with her Alex said, "Opinions are like a**holes, everyone has one." Wit must run on Sam's Dad's side.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Lindsay Lohan
Fake Show, Real Boobs, Questionable Dad
Michael Lohan in NYC looked to make a few things clear -- his daughter Ali's boob job is bogus and that stingy paternity test is still pending.
But the best news -- Michael says he hasn't been approached to be in the second season of "Living Lohan." Which hopefully means -- we will never see a second season of "Living Lohan."
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay: Things May Appear Larger Close Up
The only fake set in the Lohan family is the parents.
One mag intimated the 14-going-on-37-year-old Ali had a little work done "up top," pointing to a single frame shot recently (below). 
Big sis Lindsay railed on a MySpace celeb blog that mag stands for maggot, claiming the notion that Ali had a boob job is "perverted." Lindsay added, "My mother taught us to appreciate what we've been given!" Wait, they were taught things?
We have video of Ali from the same event where the photo was taken (left). Judge for yourself.
Filed under: Lindsay Lohan
Ronson -- A Feather in Lindsay's Hat
As Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson blew out of LA yesterday, a papper at LAX speculated out loud that Lindsay's new tattoo bore the image of handsome Sam's handsome fedora.
Filed under: Lindsay Lohan
Marky Mark Nabbed by LiRo's Funky Bunch
Mark Walhberg underestimated his own fame outside Matsuhisa last night, and with good reason -- he had no clue all the pappers shooting him were actually there for Lindsay and Samantha.
Filed under: Lindsay Lohan
Sam to LiLo: That Was a Gun in My Pocket
Sam Ronson tried to shoot up Lindsay Lohan last night ... with a toy gun.
It may have been Sammy's b-day, but the pappers were the ones who got a great gift -- Lindsay Lohan, with Bitch Mode switched to "Off."
Filed under: Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan -- New Tattoo Alert!
Do not listen to tabloid reports that LiLo's bandaged arm indicates she may have tried to kill herself (they really do make up news don't they??), we know the real story -- she went and gots herself all inked up!
A source close to Lindsay tells us the starlet just recently got a new tattoo-- but hasn't revealed what exactly she had permanently marked on her wrist.
"Sam 4 Life" perhaps?? We kid, we kid!
Filed under: Lindsay Lohan
When You Care Enough to Slam the Very Best
Being slapped with a lawsuit by Paris Hilton hasn't scared Hallmark into submission -- and now they're tearing apart even bigger names like Brad Pitt, Jessica Simpson and Lindsay Lohan.
Despite being held up in appeals court over a card depicting Paris as a waitress, Hallmark's subdivision Shoebox is going ahead with birthday greetings ripping on LiLo's boozy backstory, Brangelina's brood and Jess' brains -- or lack thereof.
The new crop could file suits similar to Hilton's, but the card company ain't afraid, telling TMZ: "Some of Hallmark's new humor greeting cards are parodies of today's most popular celebrities and politicians. These cards take a satirical look at news and gossip surrounding these public figures and we do not believe the cards violate any of these public figures' rights."
Reps for Lohan, Pitt and Simpson didn't immediately comment.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Brad & Angelina, Lindsay Lohan
Sam Ronson Has Giant Huevos to Boot
You can't make a Denver boot omelette without crackin' some eggs -- and fortunately, Samantha Ronson's car has all the ingredients! 
While SamRo has been enjoying the beaches of Miami with her "special friend" Lindsay Lohan, authorities here in L.A. put the ol' Denver boot on her black Cadillac, which she left parked in front of her home.
Filed under: Lindsay Lohan
Lohan Wet T-Shirt Contest!
... Starring Michael Lohan! Sorry. We were all ready to get the dirt from Mr. Ms. Lindsay Lohan on his daughter when all hell broke loose thanks to a perfectly-timed sprinkler system at the Social Life Magazine House in the Hamptons.
MiLo blasted LAPD Police Chief Bratton for being a hypocrite, which would have meant something if it had come from anybody other than him.
Filed under: Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Rips LA Top Cop a New One
Lindsay Lohan is pissed off at LAPD Police Chief William Bratton for outing her and Sam yesterday. As they say in Hollywood, there's no business like show business. Or, as Lindsay says, mind your own f***ing business.
Samantha apparently agrees -- her Facebook update says "chief bratton should talk less and do more." Snap!
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Filed under: Lindsay Lohan
